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DEPARTMENTS IN HIGHER INSTITUTIONS:
OPTOMETRY: Their girls always looking sharp,cute and
neat with their all white, just gorgeously looking but by
the time u set ur eyes on their guys u will become
discouraged; looking like the first mortuary attendants
MED LAB : Students found in this department both the
girls and the boys are believed to be advanced
community secondary school students searching for
green pastures in the university with their white and
blue uniform. Enjoying senior jokes, till i catch one
LAW STUDENTS: Students found in this department are
believed to be the ones that seriously did ITK (I too
know) in secondary school,always galavating round the
school premises looking like hungry teachers that have
not received their salaries for about 8 years plus.
Marketing: Only the name will give u a little Idea to
where I am heading to. They are the chief noise makers
found in the university. Evolution made it known that
they are the backsitters in Secondary School transferred
to continue their good work in the university.
ACCOUNTANCY: Their guys are more cute than their
girls. U will concur with me that some shapes have
been discovered by scientist barley looking at the legs
of some girls like c Ronaldo shape...anti curved shape
Zoology:Their department is like onion..It will make u
cry. If u are under this discipline please clap for
yourselves. It is not easy joor.
ORTHOPEDICS AND PROSTHESIS: Yes their are fine girls
in this department but they are believed to exist only in
the early 60's. Their guys are now frustrated to the
extent some are now doing change of course not
minding the course even If is Industrial Igbo.
PHILOSOPHY; The call themselves the great wisdomite
but yet they are been duped in school. Do me a favour
NUTRITION AND DIETETICS: Great course with great
students with well fed handsome guys with Mary amaka
girls. Sometimes mere looking at them u will be like
''wait o am i still in secondary school or in the
university'' pharoah please let my people go'
POLITICAL SCIENCE: Students found in this discipline
are very tall but mainly disabled...no wonder politicians
are like that.. It is from their course gene.
MEDICINE AND SURGERY: They are quite intelligent but
boastful. Always feeling like without them nothing
moves. Big heads. Combining their heads together u will
make a good okada seat.
HISTORY: Looking like History themselves always
wearing one type of clothe to school all the time.
MASS COMMUNICATION: Girls found in this department
are believed to be the cutest in the university. Is like the
admit students according to looks because It will be
hard for u to see a being that is ugly. Even their guys..
looking very neat and well kept.
MICRO BIOLOGY: They are the most populated in
university history with block heads and hippy students.
Always making noise in class.
INDUSTRIAL CHEM/ CHEMISTRY: Joyfully Admitted but
they don't know where the are heading to in respect to
the course the are studying. Ask one the meaning of
Chemistry and see definition that will make u fall down
MANAGEMENT: Bursty girls with manageable boys...
will u blame them after all that is what the are
FOOD SCIENCE TECHNOLOGY: Filled with Students that
can't cook that re looking forward to cook well in future.
LIBRARY SCIENCE: Mainly students that hardly read or
write so the are aided by allowing them spend the rest
of their years in school learning it.
PHARMACY: Filled with Indigenous and Industrious cute
students. So sophisticated and brainy.
NURSING: They are the Ajebos in campus. Always
gossiping in class. The rate of their gossiping has eaten
much of their flesh till the extent they are now looking
like expired recharge cards.
COMPUTER SCIENCE: Filled with Good looking well
educated criminals that sort their lives out after
ARCHITECTURE.Good students that needs help in
future...without seeing what to draw to earn
money...hunger will sacrifice them to the gods
ENGLISH AND LITERALLY STUDIES: Always carrying
dictionary that looks like book of life"" yet they dont
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